hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. so the legends are true
mtnduh: Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer. In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace. Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and...
deadniggastorage: nvr let white boys that drink light beers tell u shit
kiddwaynejohnson: I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns